JULY
Girl:
"Who was the first woman on Earth?"
Boy:
"Uhh..."
Girl:
"Think of an apple."
Boy:
"Granny Smith?"
- Red spy
Tourist:
"What is that?"
Guide:
"That's the famous Opera House."
Tourist:
"That's Oprah's house?"
- TPW
Mother to child on train:
"Leave your pants on, there are lots of people around."
- Mat
Girl 1:
"Is soy milk better for you than regular milk?"
Girl 2:
"Yeah because it's made from soy sauce, so it has less fat in it."
- Darcy
Girl:
"That guy has a scar across his stomach."
Guy:
"You think it's from a cesarean?"
- Mish
JUNE
Schoolboy to friend:
"How long did you go on Facebook last night? I was on for, like, three hours from five to six."
- Karen
I am Optimus Prime (aka mattlam), and i send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting. Autobots, roll out!
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