What is a gooch?

Supz. This is my first blog! so here goes nothing... And before I start, I would like to say: "Boys, have a safe and happy holiday." - quote every-single-sports-captain-in-assembly-today


Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo what is a gooch?

In the beginning:
, on the day of the athletics carnival, I "took" my cuz's (u'kno who you are) phone. And I made some discoveries...checked out his contacts... the usuall. BUT THEN it came to his messages. And with a bit of help from another friend, we decided to expand this cuz's social life (or destroy it, depending on perspective).

It was first brought up:
when we were re-sending dodgey-looking tiexts to his 'a "man" da', this new guy/girl friend called alex, and his bro, we got replies... and one rep in particular by his brother caught our attention.

The actual tiext:
by his bro replied saying: "on your gooch" :O Exhibit A right there. Being azn and wanting to expand our vocabulary *cough*, we decided to ask everyone and anyone (on my cuz's phone's contacts list) WHAT IS A GOOCH?!?!?

The reactions:
were mixed. But the important one was from the bro. He taught us intellectually and intelligently: "You are the gooch" This sparked a wild fire of mass tiexting. Oh, and the wild fire of mass replies =.="

Tiexts tuned into half-tiexts half-calls, which turned into calls, which tuned into tiexts, which turned into... etc. We could not stop laughing. Probz a highlight of the athletics carnival =)

Once home, we were still puzzled by the gooch, so this cuz decided to google it. He then posted his scientific findings on my fb wall... and... we finally learnt what a gooch was.

From http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gooch:

1. gooch
Gooch, A.K.A. "grundle" is the area that attaches ones sac to ones ass-hole.
When i play sports, i have to powder my gooch to prevent extreme amounts of irritating sweat.

2. gooch
area between nuts and ass hole. guy cooch = gooch
i have cancer of the gooch

3. gooch
Skin between you nutsack and asshole
I have a huge gooch.
Dude, stop playin with your gooch.

4. gooch
The piece of skin connecting the scrotum and testes to the poop chute. The gooch is also attached to the bacon strip which is located directly on the undercarriage of the testes.
I think i need to get deodorant for my gooch, it always sweats profusley, I think the gooch glands are swollen.

5. gooch
Noun: Gooch - The tender area that resides between the ball sack and the Anal cavity
Example: Henry was loading a couch into a truck and slipped and cracked his gooch. He than cried out "Ouch! I cracked My gooch!"

Since then, our 'fantastic four' group of azns have incorporated it into our daily SCHOOL life, in words/phrases such as:
"You are the gooch."
"You are not the father. You are the gooch." *start dancing*
"zomagoochness"
"goochbag"


Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo what is a gooch?
Answer: Dawid

Remember: If your name is Henry, and you happen to slip and crack your gooch, you might want to powder your gooch before playing sports next time, or put deodorant on your gooch before it sweats... and if it's a huge gooch, you should check if you have cancer of the gooch.


I am Optimus Prime (aka mattlam), and i send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting. Autobots, roll out!


P.S. while I was blogging this, the word 'gooch' was underlined in red... according to spell-check, it's spelt wrong or not a word =P